Who is This Dude, you ask? Who Cares!? Just look at him, he’s the perfect scapegoat.
There are countless rags to riches stories, war stories, and stories of heroics. Unfortunately, and against all odds, if there was ever an All-American ‘chosen one’ backstory …it’s this dude’s.
And what’s worse? From his humble beginnings in a small house on Route 66, to a quasi-mystic adventure from a forgotten page in American history, This Dude has been treating your problems like a game.
But, who’s laughing now? We are! At him! So when life gives you lemons, throw them at This Dude, and then point and laugh.